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Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited.

This product is meant for educational purposes only.

Colors may, in time, fade.

Some assembly required.

List each check separately by bank number.

Batteries not included.

Contents may settle during shipment.

Use only as directed.

No other warranty expressed or implied.

Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.

Postage will be paid by addressee.

Subject to CAB approval.

This is not an offer to sell securities.

Apply only to affected area.

May be too intense for some viewers.

Do not stamp.

Use other side for additional listings.

For recreational use only.

Do not disturb.

All models over 18 years of age.

If condition persists, consult your physician.

No user-serviceable parts inside.

Freshest if eaten before date on carton.

Subject to change without notice.

Times approximate.

Simulated picture.

Don't eat the yellow snow.

No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.

Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.

For off-road use only.

As seen on TV.

One size fits all.

Many suitcases look alike.

Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.

We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you.

Slippery when wet.

Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery.

For office use only.

Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.

Drop in any mailbox.

Edited for television.

Keep cool.

Process promptly.

Post office will not deliver without postage.

List was current at time of printing.

Return to sender.

No forwarding order on file.

Unable to forward.

Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.

At participating locations only.

Penalty for private use.

See label for sequence.

Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.

Do not write below this line.

Watch for Falling rock.

Lost ticket pays maximum rate.

Your cancelled check is your receipt.

Add toner as necessary.

Place stamp here.

Avoid contact with skin.

Sanitized for your protection.

Be sure each item is properly endorsed.

Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.

Employees and their families are not eligible.

Beware of dog.

Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.

Limited time offer.

Call now to insure prompt delivery.

You must be present to win.

No passes accepted for this engagement.

No purchase necessary.

Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.

Shading within a garment may occur.

Use only in well-ventilated area.

Keep away from fire or flame.

Replace with same type.

Approved for veterans.

Booths for two or more only.

Check here if tax deductible.

Some equipment shown is optional.

Price does not include taxes.

No Canadian coins.

Not recommended for children.

Prerecorded for this time zone.

Reproduction strictly prohibited.

No solicitors.

No alcohol, dogs, or horses.

No anchovies unless otherwise specified.

Restaurant package, not for resale.

I can't believe you have read this far.

List at least two alternate dates.

First pull up, then pull down.

Call toll free before digging.

Driver does not carry cash.

Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.

Nobody reads disclaimers.

Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.

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